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My partner (at work) pointed out that the Asians who made the sign below are talking about the flower on their sign when they say “It’s lily good.” And here I thought they were poking fun at their stereotypical accents. Boy, was I wrong. I have to take it back then. Asians are not hilarious. […]

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Asians are hilarious.

“It’s lily good!” Get it? The world needs more people who can laugh at themselves. Like me. I majored in communications. Hilarious.

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I feel it in my throat.

A bug got sucked into my nostril last night while I was running. Do you think it thinks it got vacuumed into a black hole?

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Sorry, I don’t do manual labor. And I don’t stir.

I recently saw a commercial for shakeable Bisquick. All you have to do is add water to a bottle of Bisquick, shake it up, and pour it onto the griddle.What has happened to our society?First there were elevators. Then TV dinners & microwaves, remote controls, garage door openers, and now email. We act like our […]

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Listen, Caffeine, you’re rude.

I haven’t been able to stay awake past 11 in a week due to the fact that I, very reluctantly, decided to forgo my daily coffee. I noticed that all my friends who don’t indulge in a morning espresso are always up for going running at midnight or playing a spontaneous game of croquet at […]

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