YippppEEEEEEEEE!

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t embarrassed to come from the land of the free, which I always saw as the land of the presumptuous and entitled. I’ve never had faith in politics or the American people. Perhaps it is because I grew up watching more SNL satires of politicians than actual politicians. […]

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Everybody better vote today.

Oh wait, the popular vote doesn’t count anyway. In other news, Lenny Kravitz is still breathtakingly handsome. Still! How does he do it? In ever better news, peep this: Ahahahahaha. Somebody got fired for this one. If you send an email to be translated, I’d think you’d get a few words back in your own […]

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Slut Clown

Here it is. Slut clowns rule.

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Slut Season

I hated myself yesterday.My inner feminist was stabbing me in the ovaries, angry that I allowed myself to fall into the same trap I’ve fallen into ever since I switched to tampons. I let myself collapse into a dangerous abyss with every other woman in LA: I got a slutty costume for Halloween. WHY? Why […]

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Fuck!

I haven’t been writing on this here blog in a while because my job has taken me prisoner in a dungeon cell where they are using unmentionable torture techniques to completely expel all the ideas from my head and put them onto a form of paper. My team and I have been holed up for […]

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