I am Michael Jackson…

but not in an 80s, sparkly glove kinda way. In a freakazoid, germaphobe kinda way. That’s right, I have been traipsing around Saigon in… a mask. I am one of those people. It’s not for shielding my delicate skin from the sun, which is why most Vietnamese women choose to wear masks. It is because […]

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I’m really popular in Asia.

I met Carmen from Madrid in Hanoi, and we sampled Vietnam’s exotic fruits and strong coffee. Then I met a local friend, Hien, and she bought me a cone of Hanoi’s speciality ice cream from a place the tourists have not yet found. The next morning, I got on a boat and met a middle-aged […]

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Is anyone sitting there?

I am in Saigon! I have managed to travel the whole of Vietnam without writing really anything about it! Before I do a big upload of pictures and stories, I have to share a quick one about my ride here in a sleeper bus.Yep, a sleeper bus. I am a true backpacker now. My hair […]

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What’s in your fanny?

Cannot believe it’s march already. No!!!! I want to post some things about Vietnam, but alas, I find myself without access to wi-fi, which means I can’t upload any photos. I’m sure in Saigon the internet will be much better and I’ve got tons to tell. To get you through the empty times, I will […]

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Let us all rejoice!

Today is the birthday of the woman who birthed me. Happy Birthday, Mambert! And thanks, Grandma and Gramps, for creating such a wonderful woman. Without her, this blog would not be possible and its readers would be scrolling through PerezHilton instead. Thank you, Kowaleskis. You saved at least 4 people from bad grammar and crotch […]

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