temples & cheese

The temples of Angkor, ancient home of the Khmer empire, the world’s 6th wonder, and a spiritual stop on my list. I figured it might be a good spot to renew my meditative vows that had been waning since my stop at the silent forest monastery in Australia. Luckily, I met a Dutch guy in […]

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Clue Poo

I’m sorry I left up an entry about my vagina for so long. It was foul and rude and unacceptable. And I shudder to think of anyone who might have checked up on me only to be hit in the face with my vagina time after time. To you, I deeply apologize. But I have […]

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It’s not a tunnel.

It is cockroach’s job to taunt me. Like Navy Seals, they find me in the night. But like a trained sniper, I find them first. My keen eyes search them out before they attack me and slip into my vagina, my biggest fear. I hate them, those shiny little fuckers. They can outrun me, they […]

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MISS ILLAYNIUS

+ Sometimes Asia stinks. They have a poor sewage system that slithers into your nostrils and stops you in your tracks. And then there are the markets full of fish. It’s always hunky dorey around the sandals and the t-shirts, but it is inevitable that you’ll pass the perishing perishables. One stench that also hides […]

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Cambodia: a country of idiots.

I never assumed they were stupid. And it’s not even a stereotype. It’s actually a fact that the Khmer Rouge spent the later part of the seventies throwing all Cambodians into camps and brutally killing off anyone with a seed of intelligence. Led by Pol Pot, meaning ‘Brother Number One,’ their goal was to make […]

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