Day 2: pillow crumbs!

7am Wake up from odd dream about pythons. Go back to bed. 10am Hit the pool. I ain’t spending $59 on a place and NOT dipping into the pool. 12pm Finally hit the road. Figure I’ve got 7 hours ahead of me. 1pm Screech to a stop due to starvation. Want something healthy and go […]

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DAY 1: Burgers and asphalt

America, here I come. I’m about to pummel across your highways and deserted roads. I’m going to count every grain of amber waves. And devour your spacious skies. With Scionito, my trusted Toyota Scion Xa, I will bust through your fruited plains and scale your purple majesties of mountains. I want to see all that […]

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Let’s try it again, America

Why hello, USA.It’s so comforting to set eyes on you again after this long time apart. I admit I was fed up with your normalcy and celebrity-obsession when I left (I mean, just the fact that Heidi & Spencer are famous pissed me off). But now my fresh eyes see so differently. You’re like an […]

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Los Angeles is totally talking about, like, stuff.

The ear is a funny little organ. If all other senses disappeared, the ear could tell you if you’re underwater, if people are laughing at you, if you fell through a hole that led to China, or if you have a shell held up to it (unless it gets confused and thinks it’s at the […]

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back to Cali

9 months. From LA to LA.Stops in Australia, Papua New Guinea, Japan, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Malaysia, India, France, & Spain.I started pale, scared, anxious, uncertain, and slightly unhappy with my position in life.I ended pale, confident, relaxed, secure, happy.You can see it.I know I just belittled an unsuspecting Italian man for his narcissism, but… […]

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