Who wants some free sperm? It’s from Beverly Hills so you know it’s good sperm.

I’m pretty sure this guy is just saying he wants to have sex without a condom. One day of perusing Craigslist and you can come away pregnant and the new owner of a coffee table, a free garbage bag full of bras, and a nude modeling gig.

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Mini Thanksgiving #3

Aw damn. I realized that my off-balance weekend was probably due to the lack of gratitude on Friday. I felt thankful then, but I was just too lazy to do anything about it.So… here’s what I’m thankful for this week: Buddhism. Man, did that help when the Apple store told me all my files might […]

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DFS #3

I’m writing this post from the Apple store. That’s right. I’m waiting for the ‘geniuses’ here to fix my computer because it seems as though it’s ruined. What’s ruined, you ask. Not the 2000- dollar computer (aka livelihood) you haven’t yet paid for that is holding every single thing you’ve written since October without back-ups? […]

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Dentures and house slippers: a warning

Remember when you were little and you thought your parents were perfect? And then one of them filed for bankruptcy and you got the hint that perhaps they’re not? By my age most people have figured out that parents make mistakes and aren’t as angelic as once thought. But grandparents… those are a different story. […]

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Friday. Mini Thanksgiving.

You might have been relieved I’d forgotten, but NO. I am still cheesy enough to make Friday the day for being grateful. Today, what makes me happy: Fresh cut grass smell(I know. Total cliché, but I smelled it this morning and it reminds me of my mom mowing the lawn in the 80s.)BicyclesCheeseFunny textsHomeless people […]

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