Dear Blog,

I miss you! We are amazing together– you with your letters and me with my words. I started a new job again, so I haven’t been around much. It’s not you though. It’s me. I swear! I know you hate when I say that. Starting a new job is tough. I have to learn the […]

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Dear World,

Sorry for destroying the ozone layer and now the sea. Oh, and for thinking everyone should be just like me. Smell ya later, America

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Shit. I forgot to remember the dead veterans.

This guy hates me. Oh no. I’m a horrible American. Today was the day specifically set aside for remembering fallen soldiers, and I totally dropped the ball. I saw a dog wearing a yellow ribbon plus several girls in American flag bikinis, and still I did not at all say or think about my fellow […]

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2009: I love your oddness and all that stuff I did during you.

Remember that trip I went on? It was that really fun and soul-searching one that had me skipping through Southeast Asia, India, and strange places like Papua New Guinea? Lasted about 9 months?It’s over!I know it’s been over for a while. I know this.But I still can’t believe it. It consumed me for all of […]

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I’ll be signing autographs by the Minestrone.

Congratulations! Today, you are reading the blog of The Most Versatile Blogger. Yes, I am THE big winner of THE biggest prize among the blogging community! What, What? Makes a girl wanna use some exclamation points!!!!!! Some people are saying that this prestigious award is more of a chain letter because it really involves any […]

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