Let’s shoot up! Or smoke up! Or however you injest meth! I actually don’t know.

I went for a run last night on the Venice boardwalk in the dark, one of my favorite pastimes.I passed a group of homeless meth heads (yes, I know they were meth heads because they looked like [THIS]), and the bald one yelled out to me: Hey, baby! You ever see a grown white man […]

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The truth will set us free. And also make us mad for not knowing it beforehand.

“What you don’t know doesn’t hurt you.” That’s what they say. I think they should amend this to “What you don’t know doesn’t hurt you until you find out what it is that you haven’t been knowing.”Maybe I’m not the best one to go around amending quotations.“To err is human. And also something everyone does.”“To […]

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Funny Humans – #1 The Scarf Abuser

I really like to draw funny humans. I drew the ones on this here blog because they’re particularly funny. I’d say peeling back your boob in order to shove a plastic bag filled with a watery substance under your chest and then sewing it closed again in a vain act of titty envy is pretty […]

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One Joke = Bye bye aliens

Remember that time I bombed on stage at The Comedy Store?I’ve been scared to look at the tape (or whatever tapes are called these days, kiddos), very frightened to see my own face as it digests the fact that nobody’s laughing. I opened the file today (because it’s actually a file and not actually a […]

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Vaginas! Vaginas! Everywhere!

I went to a club again. Ugh. I was that 30-year-old I used to make fun of when I was 20. I stuck out, in that black-lit lounge, due to the existence of my self esteem and my non-revealing outfit. I don’t even know how I got in. This was some ‘really cool’ place where […]

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