Letting it all out. In so many ways.

Once upon a time, I woke up in a pile of poo. It’s true. I’d flown to Rome to find out if my long lost love was really ‘the one who got away.’ We’d always come back to each other and this trip would finally be the clincher– would we walk away married or just […]

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Rationalizing the Risqué

I hated myself yesterday. My inner feminist stabbed me in the ovaries, angry that I allowed myself to fall into the same trap I’ve fallen into ever since I switched to tampons. I let myself collapse into a dangerous abyss with every other woman in LA: I got a slutty costume for Halloween. I just […]

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Funny Human of the Week: The Plane Dresser Upper

This week’s funny human is the Plane Dresser Upper. We’ve all seen her sporting an A-line skirt, perfect make-up, and four-inch heels in line to board with her Louis Vuitton hand tote. But why? I get that we all used to put on our snappy Sunday best in the days of yore when planes were […]

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If only I had bigger boobs and ate more pickles

We’ve been talking about the economy for so long that we’ve overlooked the largest economic tragedy of the past year.Obama hasn’t once mentioned it.I’ve seen nobody picketing about it.Society is just allowing it to happen, encouraging it even.The tragedy of 2010, and perhaps of all the years from now until 2012: Snooki makes more money […]

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Funny Human of the Week – The Ghayter

Number two in the Funny Human Visual Series is The Ghayter (gay hater). Ghayting is quite a topic as of late. Society is up in arms because of some recent gay bashing as if it’s a new thing. I’m overjoyed it’s now in the media and that people care.But guys, seriously, where ya been? I […]

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