Thanks a lot, Wise Men.

I’ve long since been wary of those “wise” men who brought incense and embalming oil to a baby. And now I’ve written about it in the Huffington Post. If God reads liberal blogging sites, I’ve just secured my place in hell. See you there. *Photo courtesy of my talented friend Adrienne.

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Nice Snowballs

I cannot defend this. I can only say that my blogger friend Neil at Citizen of the Month does this yearly blogger concert where people with blogs near and far get together and sing. But they don’t really get together. They get together through the internet because people with blogs are pretty obsessed with their […]

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John, meet John. He drives a Miata. I don’t know why.

Why do old people wake up so early? Why are the side effects of anti-depressants depression and suicidal thoughts? Why can’t a man leave a bathroom without me giggling about how he was just touching his penis? Why has society deemed smoking so glamorous, beauty so unattainable and money so important? Why don’t we change […]

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I’m just like my mother. That’s what she said.

There are some things I do that epitomize me. I do them as if I’m programmed to do them, without thinking. I can’t stop. But I want to. And now, what you’ve all been waiting for…a list of the things I do that I really don’t want to do: Buy generic face soap from Trader […]

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This is a post about nothing because my fingers are too cold to write anything meaningful

I wrote a post about a recent interview gone wrong, but I have decided not to post it because interview dialogue is just not funny to anyone else no matter how awkwardly great it was at the time. Even when the interviewer asks you what you might bring to the table if hired, sits in […]

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