I’m moving to Malawi!

Maybe. If you remember my most recent Funny Human, The Crowd Farter, you’ll know that I don’t enjoy when people bust one loose in the middle of a sweaty bus or elevator or fireworks display. I can’t deny that I am guilty, but I don’t have to because creepy little Crowd Farters remain anonymous.Apparently, the […]

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I’ll take one Magician and Jazz Hand Wrap.

This is the best picture of me from the Taboo Tales show. THE BEST ONE.I look like I’m trying to show a doctor how it hurts when I squat. With jazz hands. So many things happened this first week of February that I believe it deserves a wrap-up.This is my first blog wrap. I’ve had […]

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Tit. Talk. Tit. Talk. Tit. Talk.

I’d like to be frank.Not a man named Frank. Just frank.Frank about boobs.Lots of people have them. I have two. They’re pretty cool.It took me a long, long, long time to think they’re pretty cool.When I was younger, I couldn’t be frank about my boobs. They shamed me.I was thirteen and hated myself for not […]

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Today is National People Day! Go get a people. Or just watch ‘Lost.’

Remember cities? If you live in a suburb or beachy town, you might have forgotten what it’s like to bump into people. To listen to strangers. To sit squished next to another human on a public train. I guess that’s the reason a lot of people move to the suburbs or a beachy town. They’ve […]

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Dirty Ponytails and Mint Leaves

I’m in San Francisco this weekend, and it makes me wonder: Why don’t I live in San Francisco? I’m in a café sitting on a ratted couch while a lady in a tie-dyed shirt strums a guitar. The place is packed with patrons straight out of Reality Bites. There are a few dogs, lots of […]

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