And if you decide you want to try Bikram yoga in Manhattan Beach, you must place your water bottle to the left of your mat. Or else. You’ll get a talkin’ to. Water on the right– THE HORROR! It’s odd, especially for a hobby that’s supposed to be accepting and calming.
I’m on my 7th year of this stuff, and I’ve always felt something was a little off, especially with the instructors. They’re Stepford Instructors and their scripts are too familiar. “Extend your right foot to make a standing ‘L’. An L like Linda.” I’ve taken classes in Spain, London, San Francisco, LA, and NY, and everyone seems to know this Linda lady. Who the hell is Linda? And what the hell is a Japanese ham sandwich? I had no idea the Japanese even ate ham sandwiches. But for seven years, every single instructor has told me to bend my body into a Japanese ham sandwich. Maybe they mean a bowl of rice.
I have decided not to go to Bikram yoga. I don’t want to be a ham sandwich anymore. Not a Japanese one or an American one. But mainly, I don’t want to give any more money to this guy. The thought that a portion of my 10-class package went into this outfit, that car, or that hairstyle makes me want to hurl ham at every Linda I meet.
pleather shirt AND white pants?
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good stuff (good kality)!
maybe you should try bikramsterdam
I would love to try bikramsterdam. Can you wear green? It is my favorite color. Good kality color.
wearing green is even encouraged in amsterdam.. so see you around!
good on you.
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