July 2009

July 9, 2009

Day 5: I develop new passion to teach Indians how to aim.

July 9, 2009

Day 4: That alien guy from Spaceballs is in my stomach.

July 9, 2009

Day 3: Enlightenment thwarted by womanhood

July 9, 2009

Day 2: I regret not eating more raisins.

July 5, 2009

Day 1: I am Bruce Willis. With more hair.

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