Everybody better vote today.

Oh wait, the popular vote doesn’t count anyway.

In other news, Lenny Kravitz is still breathtakingly handsome. Still! How does he do it?

In ever better news, peep this:

Ahahahahaha. Somebody got fired for this one. If you send an email to be translated, I’d think you’d get a few words back in your own language confirming it’s finished. This guy just printed whatever he got as a reply. It’s been causing accidents in Whales. Whoops. Man, Whalish looks complicated.