October 8, 2008

Aw man! I got decapitated head juice on my keys.

Humongous handbags are all the rage these days, and I just don’t get it. I was swayed by a sale a while back and bought a few, but they’re driving me crazy.
What do people have that takes up such a large space and requires it be carried wherever we go? I carry a wallet, a chapstick, sometimes a camera, and my keys. Yet it takes me 30 minutes to find those keys in the cave that is my purse. Sometimes I throw a banana in there for later and don’t find it for years. The other day, I found my grandma in one of my big purses. I thought she’d died.

Items that can fit in a big purse: 1050 lipsticks or 12 bricks or 2 decapitated heads or a small goat or 4 hooker boots or 3 scientific molds of the endocrine system or 5000 earthworms or a pair of Siamese twins from Brazil.

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